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Ok, friends. I know when I’m bested. I know when i should keep up the good fight and I know when to tuck my tail between my legs and give up. José Bautista, you have beaten my spirit of disbelief. You are not a fluke. I believe in “Joey Bats.”

On Sunday, Bautista slugged three home runs against the Twins, which brought his total for the season to 16 in 32 games. Going back to September of 2009, he now has 80 home runs in his last 223 games. Where did this all come from? I have no idea, but let’s find out a little more about José and his magical power bat.

The Dominican born slugger was drafted by the Pittsburgh Pirates in the 20th round of the 2000 amateur draft. After a couple decent seasons in the minors, he decided to try to set the record for most organizations played for in one season. Here’s the list, provided by

So all of those transactions left him back on the Pittsburgh Pirates by season’s end. Nice journey. After a couple of mediocre seasons for Pittsburgh, they shipped him to the Toronto Blue Jays in 2008 for a player to be named later. In 2010, he gave the Jays 54 home runs to be named later. His 54 homers in 161 games in 2010 were 4 less than he had in 575 career games before then. To say that his power output came out of nowhere is a huge understatement. He went from 1 HR every 24.4 plate appearances to 1 HR every 11.9 plate appearances since. He has more than doubled his home run rate.

According to Bautista, Blue Jays hitting coach Dwayne Murphy (back then a first base coach) suggested he change his approach in late 2009 because he was late on every pitch. He suggested Bautista be more aggressive and attack the ball more. Somebody give that man a lot of money… or take him to jail. He’s created a monster. Bautista should cut him in on every contract he ever signs.

So now what do I do? I have to re-channel all the hatred and disbelief i have held towards Bautista for the last couple of years… Looks like I’m gonna have to discover a new fluke (Looking at you, Phillip Humber). In fact, i am kind of embracing José. In the post-steroids era, it’s nice to see someone cleanly hitting a ton of home runs (unless he had the Bartolo Colón stem cell procedure). I hope he hits 60 home runs this year (58 will be to left).

All Hail José Bautista! The Greatest slugger in the world.

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Martin Stezano

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Uruguayan born and American raised with a unique perspective on the domestic and international sports scenes. It will both tickle your funny bone and enlighten your mind. Love it or hate it...just read it.