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Ok, I’m all for redemption stories, as can be seen by my posts about Bartolo Colón, Russell Branyan and Freddy Garcia. What I don’t like, is when i say that a player is all washed up and finished… and he hits nearly .400 in the first 5 weeks of the season.

This is the case with Lance Berkman. Berkman, or “Fat Elvis” as he is known (also “Big Puma”), first came up as a 23-year old rookie for the Astros in 1999 and was one of the most feared hitters in all of baseball within two seasons. He would regularly hit over .300, hit as many as 45 home runs and averaged around 115 RBI per season. Then, in 2009, he suffered through his first really bad season. His average dropped to .274 and he only managed 80 RBI. In 2010, the wheels fell off. An injured berkman ended up hitting .248 and the Astros gave up on their franchise player and traded him to the Yankees at the July 31st trade deadline. On the Yankees, he hit only one home run and eight extra base hits. I saw him play every day and, except for a couple of key hits in the playoffs, he really looked terrible. No bat speed, an expanding waistline and a complete lack of the power he once used to terrorize the NL Central.

Berkman’s plan, apparently, was to re-sign with his beloved Astros at a reduced rate after the 2010 season. This fell through when the two couldn’t reach a deal, and the St. Louis Cardinals swept in, signed him and immediately named him their starting right fielder. I named him the “Fantasy Poison” of the Cardinals in my NL Central Preview. Here was my quote:

“Fantasy Poison: Lance Berkman signed on to become the Cardinals’ every day Right Fielder in 2011. “Fat Elvis” has probably already sang his last song.”

Talk about egg on my face. Berkman has done nothing but sing in St. Louis. Instead of going out there and playing like a hound dog (see what I did there?), he has made Cardinal fans feel like they can’t help falling in love with him (yep, I did it again). Here are Berkman’s numbers through the first 29 games of 2011:

AVG: .392 (2nd in the league)
OPS: 1.237 (leads the league)
HR: 10 (2nd in the league)
RBI: 32 (Leads the league)

Ok Lance, the Astros and I are very sorry we doubted you this off-season. Call off your dogs, we’re already dead. Enjoy the rest of your season, and I hope you don’t get suspended for steroids and retire like Manny Ramirez did.

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Martin Stezano

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Uruguayan born and American raised with a unique perspective on the domestic and international sports scenes. It will both tickle your funny bone and enlighten your mind. Love it or hate it...just read it.