NFL Fantasy Preview: NFC South

Today we’ll close out the NFC by taking a look at the NFC Southern division. This Division could get interesting. I believe three teams have a legitimate chance to win it. Last season, the Falcons won 13 games, the Saints 11 and the Buccaneers surprised a lot of people by winning 10. Then, there’s the…

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NFL Fantasy Preview: NFC North

Ah the NFC North: Home to the reigning Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers, the very strong Bears, the resurgent Lions, and the terrible Vikings… At least in 2010. How will things turn out for this division in 2011? Let’s find out, shall we?

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NFL Fantasy Preview: NFC West

Last year, the NFC West was won by the Seattle Seahawks, who finished 7-9… When you don’t even need to be at .500 to win a division, you know that division is pretty damn terrible. Furthermore, the current playoff system let the 7-9 Seahawks into the playoffs, but not the 10-6 New York Giants… but…

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NFL Fantasy Preview: NFC East

Sorry to be a little late with this series of posts, but, as we know, the NFL was on strike. This delayed free agency, which delayed teams from improving, doing nothing and some even from getting worse. These delays made it harder for me to accurately preview the NFL teams, and you readers had to…

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Carson Palmer is a Baby Bitch

I feel like we have been a little remiss in covering the whole NFL lockout fiasco over the last ten weeks or so. This is mostly because I don’t really care about millionaires trying to get more millions fighting billionaires trying to make more billions. Now that the lockout has ended, we can get back…

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Brett Favre Must Die

Before you guys get all offended with me, I am not wishing death on Brett Favre because I wish him erased from the face of the Earth. I don’t wish him harm because I dislike him, nor do I wish his family to be left without a father. I also wouldn’t wish the women he…

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Lockout With Your C**k Out!

Summer has officially arrived, and I want to talk on the sport that’s on everyone’s mind. Football! All off-season we’ve been hearing about the dispute between the owners and the players, and the lockout that followed. I feel like I should weigh in on this issue. Or at least on how terribly the current NFL…

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The NFL All-Felon Squad

As we all know, Plaxico Burress was released from prison at midnight on Monday, June 6th, after serving 22 months in prison, in connection with the shooting of… himself. For those of you with short memories… In 2009, shortly after the end of the NFL season, Plaxico took an unregistered (and therefore illegal) handgun into…

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Leave Michael Vick Alone!

What a difference two years makes. Here is a picture of Michael Vick with a dog. The difference? That this dog isn’t hanging upside down from a chain and being electrocuted to death with a cattle prod. Don’t worry, friends. I’m not going to go on a rant on how Michael Vick should get prodded…

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Dear Annoying Female Football Fans: We Get It…

It’s Super Bowl Sunday. You’re at a solid party at your friend’s beautiful home. You have some wonderful food, a tasty imported beer, and a big HD TV to watch on. Pretty perfect environment to watch football in. You don’t quite know everybody there, but they are all friends of your good friend the host,…

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