Fantasy Preview: AL Central

Despite not being quite as heralded as the American League East is, the AL Central is still a very competitive division. The division champion is usually not decided until the last week of the season and, in 2008 and 2009, two teams needed to play an extra game to decide who would go on to…

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The Other New York Team…

The inspiration for this post comes from one of my good buddies, whom we’ll call Marc to protect his anonymity. Also, that’s his real name. When He saw my Academy Awards post, he suggested I give the Mets the Best Supporting Actress Award. He felt this would be appropriate because, in his words, the Mets…

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And the Academy Award Goes to…

Like many of you, I watched the 83rd annual Academy Awards show (AKA the Oscars for those of you who don’t know anything). Unlike many of you, however, I was intellectually inspired by said broadcast. Why should those in the film industry be the only ones to get an Oscar? Is it because that’s why…

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Better With Drunk?

If this blog were Unsolved Mysteries, you’d be hearing Robert Stack’s smokey, smooth voice saying… “Update!” (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, go ahead and die.) Anywho, I don’t mean to turn this into a Miguel Cabrera blog, but I had to update you fans on the status of the Tigers’ premier slugger…

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Miguel Cabrera: Third Round Pick??

The lovely, young gentleman to the left is none other than Detroit Tigers first baseman, Miguel Cabrera. No, he’s not wearing his on-field uniform in this picture. He’s wearing the uniform worn by residents of the St. Lucie County jail. As many of you know, young Miguel was arrested last week for driving while intoxicated….

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Leave Michael Vick Alone!

What a difference two years makes. Here is a picture of Michael Vick with a dog. The difference? That this dog isn’t hanging upside down from a chain and being electrocuted to death with a cattle prod. Don’t worry, friends. I’m not going to go on a rant on how Michael Vick should get prodded…

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Fantasy Baseball: 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen (You know who is who) It’s the most wonderful time of the year. No, there’s no fat man coming down the chimney to give you presents. First of all, there aren’t that many fat baseball players anymore. Secondly, Bobby Jenks and Prince Fielder probably wouldn’t come down a chimney unless there was…

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Dear Annoying Female Football Fans: We Get It…

It’s Super Bowl Sunday. You’re at a solid party at your friend’s beautiful home. You have some wonderful food, a tasty imported beer, and a big HD TV to watch on. Pretty perfect environment to watch football in. You don’t quite know everybody there, but they are all friends of your good friend the host,…

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